This page is dedicated to the lack of intelligence that -society- creates.
I am dedicating this page to the l4m3rs and the mislead teens. These profound ingenius people always come back for more. "If you don't succeed the first time, try and try again". Please realize how stupid you really are. Suicide isn't a bad thing. Remember, haste not thy life, but haste thy stupidity. These are just a few encounters i've had during my endeavor to have a chat forum life. More to come, i promise.
-Parental Discretion is Advised-
Okay, this is a prank Jackass and I played on his brother. These are the messages.. in AIM ( Aol Instant Messenger ), great laugh...
You have received a message!
hehe!
get on there and tell ralphie412 that he's a flaming homosexual from uzbekistan.
gimme your nick so I can add you heh
Now this is where it gets good..
RChild189: You're a flaming homosexual from uzbekistan.
RChild189: Your brother told me to tell you that
RChild189: I want yuor buttocks
RChild189: Come give me your buttocks
RChild189: I want your body.
Ralphie412: who are you?
RChild189: I am your new boyfriend
RChild189: Do not deny us this right lover.
Ralphie412: .....who are you?!
RChild189: I am your boyfriend.
RChild189: -leans over and kisses you passionately.
Ralphie412: um...
Ralphie412: how bout not
RChild189: Uhm, yes.
RChild189: We're lovers.
RChild189: Don't you remember that time we went camping together?
Ralphie412: who the hell are you?
RChild189: -slides some more butter against yuor buttocks
RChild189: come take me you fool
Ralphie412: no
RChild189: -strips naked with his 43 inch penis hanging down.
Ralphie412: go the fuck away
Ralphie412: I don't like you
RChild189: MMm fuck..
Ralphie412: I feel very uncomfortable
RChild189: Yes, we will fuck away
RChild189: You weren't uncomfortable the other night.
RChild189: I had my penis pushing against your hairy buttocks
RChild189: MmM and whispers in your ear.
RChild189: Hot lips
RChild189: RALPHIE BABY
RChild189: COME ON, COME TO DADDY
RChild189: COME GIVE ME THAT SWEET LOVIN
Ralphie412: go away
RChild189: Never, you hunk
Ralphie412: go the fuck away!
RChild189: I LOVE YOU
Ralphie412: I don't like you
Ralphie412: go away
RChild189: Yes yuo do baby
RChild189: I love little 16 year olds.
RChild189: MmMM
Ralphie412: fuck you, go away
Ralphie412: how the fuck do you know I'm 16
RChild189: Rallllphieeee bebe
RChild189: TAKE ME
RChild189: Ralph Allen Age 16
Ralphie412: go the FUCK away
RChild189: Nebraska.
Ralphie412: what city
RChild189: Papillion
Ralphie412: except my first name isn't ralph
RChild189: 1005 Cumberland Ct.
RChild189: I am outside of your window
RChild189: -touches his no no
RChild189: I am masturbating to your buttocks
RChild189: Come on Brad.
RChild189: Please baby
RChild189: Do you see me ?
RChild189: I am right outside your window
RChild189: -knocks on your door
Ralphie412: don't talk to me
Ralphie412: go away
RChild189: never
RChild189: LOVER
COME BACK TO ME
Ralphie412: who the hell are you
RChild189: -smacks his choppers at you
RChild189: I am your new Boyfriend
RChild189: Can i smack your ass and call you Ralphie?
Ralphie412: name, you faggot, what's you damn name
RChild189: I am Shaquita.
Ralphie412: no it isn't
Ralphie412: you suck at lying
RChild189: -taps dat ass
RChild189: You so cute, come take me now stud
Ralphie412: get the fuck away from me
RChild189: brad, you're blue/blond/glasses
RChild189: ?
RChild189: I am outside of yourwindow right now
RChild189: -peeks in and dodges
Ralphie412: go away
Ralphie412: you aren't outside my window
RChild189: -cries
RChild189: You will never get this ass then
Ralphie412: good i don't want it
Ralphie412: now go away
Now this is the conversation Between Jackass and MYself, while i am tormenting his brother with homosexual thoughts.
Evslin: hahaa
RChild189: Ralphie412: um...
Ralphie412: how bout not
RChild189: Uhm, yes.
RChild189: We're lovers.
RChild189: Don't you remember that time we went camping together?
Ralphie412: who the hell are you?
RChild189: -slides some more butter against yuor buttocks
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: Hahahahaa
Evslin: Ralphie412: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT??
Evslin: dude I don't know
Evslin: seroiusly
RChild189: RChild189: come take me you fool
Ralphie412: no
RChild189: -strips naked with his 43 inch penis hanging down.
Ralphie412: go the fuck away
Ralphie412: I don't like you
RChild189: MMm fuck..
Ralphie412: I feel very uncomfortable
RChild189: Yes, we will fuck away
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: DUDE HAHA
RChild189: RChild189: You weren't uncomfortable the other night.
RChild189: I had my penis pushing against your hairy buttocks
RChild189: MmM and whispers in your ear.
RChild189: Hot lips
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: HAhaha
Evslin: brb lol
RChild189: hehe
RChild189: 35%
RChild189: You're on warning buddy
RChild189: lmao
RChild189: RChild189: RALPHIE BABY
RChild189: COME ON, COME TO DADDY
RChild189: COME GIVE ME THAT SWEET LOVIN
Ralphie412: go away
RChild189: Never, you hunk
Ralphie412: go the fuck away!
RChild189: I LOVE YOU
Ralphie412: I don't like you
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: HAHAHAHa
RChild189: This is hilarious
RChild189: how old is he?
RChild189: Give me some personal information
RChild189: Iwanna freak his ass out
RChild189: out
RChild189: https://lamerrob.tripod.com/index.html
RChild189: Check out the new background
RChild189: Is that any better than the other one?
Evslin: 16
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: nice background hehe
RChild189: Is that one better?
Evslin: yeah
RChild189: What city is he in?
RChild189: tell me tell me
RChild189: hurry
Evslin: Papillion
Evslin: same as me
Evslin: :/ we're in the same house, lol
RChild189: Okay
RChild189: Whats your house address?
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: 1005 Cumberland Ct.
RChild189: I am going to tell him i am outside his window
RChild189: lmao
Evslin: rofl
Evslin: ROFL
RChild189: Whats his rela name?
RChild189: real
Evslin: Brad
RChild189: Ralphie412: fuck you, go away
Ralphie412: how the fuck do you know I'm 16
RChild189: Rallllphieeee bebe
RChild189: TAKE ME
RChild189: Ralph Allen Age 16
Ralphie412: go the FUCK away
RChild189: Nebraska.
Ralphie412: what city
RChild189: Papillion
Ralphie412: except my first name isn't ralph
RChild189: 1005 Cumberland Ct.
RChild189: I am outside of your window
RChild189: -touches his no no
RChild189: I am masturbating to your buttocks
RChild189: Come on Brad.
RChild189: Please baby
RChild189: lmao
RChild189: Dude, go knock on his door
RChild189: BUt stay out of sight
RChild189: This will freak him out
RChild189: RChild189: -knocks on your door
Ralphie412: don't talk to me
Ralphie412: go away
RChild189: never
Evslin: r o f l
Evslin: dude, he's like almost int he same room as I am haha
RChild189: this is hilarious man
RChild189: I am laughing my ass off
RChild189: Gawd
Evslin: lolol
RChild189: Wanna post ths on the lamers page?
RChild189: lmao
RChild189: This would be so cruel
Evslin: ROFL YEAH Dude
RChild189: Alright, lets instigate more.
Evslin: free l4m3rs material haha
RChild189: lmao
RChild189: RChild189: never
RChild189: LOVER
COME BACK TO ME
Ralphie412: who the hell are you
RChild189: -smacks his choppers at you
RChild189: I am your new Boyfriend
RChild189: Can i smack your ass and call you Ralphie?
Evslin: Hahaha
RChild189: Does he wear glasseS?
RChild189: Waht colro are his eyes...?
RChild189: WHat color his his hair, etc
Evslin: blue/blond/glasses
RChild189: What color clothes is he wearing right now
Evslin: shaquita? ROFL
RChild189: what is he wearing right now? lmao
Evslin: dude don't aim me for a bit - he's peeking over at my monitor periodically
Evslin: icq
RChild189: kk
Now that was utterly hilarious, either you had to be there, or you understand our demented sides. Here's a few articles and pictures for you below
Need i say more?
Man eats Underwear
Someone definately needs to see a pyschiatrist, is it better with garlic, or without? Whats funny than this?
What???? lmao
I've hurt myself masturbating too, can i sue my penis? Damn thing shot without warning.
~eye twitches~
This is a new incident that happened to me tonight.
I can't say i had fun arguing with a Hacker. It's fun to post them on the Lamers Page though.
New Definition of a Lamer:
1)Hibmem , for being such a manipulative whore.
2) Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL
This is the Private message i received.
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Were you the Fag callen mary names n shit yesterday?"
You, "Oh, you're intelligent."
You, "Because someone upsets your friend, you deem them a homosexual."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Nah I ment like a cig"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "I thing U r a cig"
You, "You're so smart."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "did I say homo?"
You, "You're right, i am a cig, i get more butts than ashtrays?."
You, "So back off my tip homey"
You, "I don't want to bust a cap in your ass."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "lol"
You, "Anything else oh intelligent bastard?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Tradin lame wordz is lame so i'll juz say dont fuck with her its lame and pointless"
You, "Am i being accused of messing with Mary? Did she really say that i actually did it? Well gee, the little whore that she is."
You, "I can't believe that, my heart, it's broken"
You, "-clutches his chest and sobs."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Man I dont care I said stop being lame"
You, "Let me guess, you're the new guy in her life, she's manipulating you, calling you cute, sensitive, intelligent. She wants to fuck you"
You, "She wants you to bend her over and fuck her from behind and call her name."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "LameRob"
You, "CoJack"
You, "Oh, she calls my name?"
You, "I guess i was that good the other night."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Ne way man hold up"
You, "I am holding for..?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "She all like that wit u?"
You, "lmfao"
You, "You fell victim to a whore, thats why i don't talk to her. SHe's a WHORE"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "lmfao"
You, "YOU WERE VIOLATED BY A WHORE"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "d00d well I aint here ot make ne enemys or piss ne 1 off........juz stop man ok?"
You, "I'm CALLING 911, Hold on Cojack, YOU can MAKE IT!"
You, "Quick, burn your clothes, say ten hail marys"
You, "You made an enemy? Okay... -puts on his mean face for the enemy-."
You, " THE JAPS ARE COMING CAPT'N !!! RUN!!!"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "a/s/l? dood u r actin like a fucking prick lamer"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Fucking fag"
You, "Don't ever accuse me of some childish prank again. I have no problem with Mary, besides her being a whore."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "U r dream she evan talks to ya"
You, "Oh no, those big manly words."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "LoL man"
You, "My feelings, oh my, i am so...."
You, "-buries his head between your BIG FUCKING HUGE LUCIOUS BREASTS and cries"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Lmfao u act like a 12 yr old "
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "man tell me more"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "enetertain me man"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "More insults that dont insult me"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Plz do"
You, "Oh no... Please, stop mister... I promise to be a good boy."
You, "Are you sexually attracted to Fabio? Or do you always act this obnoxious."
You, "If you're actually entertained, i'm guessing self stimulation isn't apart of the process of.. Wearing trench coats and blowing up rubber dolls."
Now this is my second encounter with Cojack, The He-bitch.
Welcome to Breed duplicate room #1!
Room topic:
You see here: FeeIing_Cheeky and Hibmem.
You say, "Mary, you suck.."
You say, "Really bad, you do suck."
Hibmem says, "ummm. .I wanna drinl"
You say, "Sending your friends to ask me stupid questions."
Hibmem says, "what?"
You say, "I am posting YOU and your friends on my lamers page"
Hibmem says, "no im not"
You say, "Yuo so deserve a BIG bashing"
You say, "I bet you're not."
Hibmem says, "WTF?"
You say, "You're always so innocent, yet a manipulative BITCH!"
Hibmem says, "what ever"
You say, "=o)"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "kix robbie"
LameRob dodges
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol"
Hibmem says, "ROB., i havent left this room"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "misses"
You say, "It doesn't matter if YOU leave a room genius."
You say, "think Mary, THINK hard..."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL enters.
Hibmem says, "what are you talkin about"
You say, "It's called Private Messages, -gasps Oh No."
Hibmem says, "what ROB"
You say, "There the lamer is.."
Hibmem says, "tell me"
You say, "Hey Pretty Boy..."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Hey lameRob"
LameRob Socks Mind in the head.
You say, "Yes Ma'am?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "More man"
You say, "More what?"
Hibmem says, "???????????"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "I like this its fun"
You say, "I told you already, I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "ne more ya can come up with"
You say, "Sheesh, lay off the gasoline tank"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "H:OM:O"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "man stop your funny"
You say, "He is a homosexual.."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "ha"
You say, "He's stalking me, i think he wants my body"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lol u r a fag"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Lol"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "fool"
You say, "You think?"
You say, "Yes, i do..."
You say, "Well man, grow some tits, and a vagina..."
Hibmem says, "plx stop"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Lol fool"
LameRob Slaps a he-bitch sticker on yuor forehead
You say, "Anything else He-Bitch?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Man go fuck a wall r sumthing"
You say, "He's a homey too.."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "best ya will get"
You say, "He was intimidating me by verbally abusing me, raping my mind"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "LoL"
You say, "I was so frightend, i was hugging the Keyboard."
Hibmem leaves.
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "were ya from lamerRob"
You say, "Fuck a wall, how common."
You say, "I am from the United States of America."
You say, "Where are you from Ma'am?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lol being lame like you"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "how common"
You say, "You're Lame ?"
You say, "NO way..!"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Nah u r lame"
You say, "Get out of here.."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lol"
You say, "I would've never suggested that"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "fool make me"
LameRob is lame now..
LameRob Coo's.
You say, "Finally, i earn up to my name."
You say, "I'll brb...
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lmfaO"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lol"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "hurry up man"
Your buddy, hibmem, logged off of chat.
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Im gettin sick of waiting"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Cool man"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "thx"
You say, "You're going on my page as a Uber Retard =o)"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "cant wait"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol"
You say, "I plan to adlib greatly"
You say, "This should be entertaining."
You say, "Man Vs Beast.."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Lol"
You say, "I wouldn't let anyone else call you a beast either."
You say, "I promise.."
LameRob Bats his eyelashes at the He-Bitch
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Lol"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "that it?........ne more?"
You say, "So, mind i ask, whats your alterior motive here?"
You say, "Trying to get some stank on your hanglow from mary?"
You say, "Or are you just trying to annoy the superior Llama ?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Nah d00d U act like a 12 y r old"
You say, "I do.... No way, GET OUT OF HERE."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "............"
You say, "You're so clever, i bet your peers adore your assumptions."
You say, "I bet they beat your ass everyday in middle school eh?"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol"
You say, "I bet if we slap a wig and some lipstick on yuo, You'd make a great he bitch."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "stop man I am so offended"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "man ah no plz stop"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "ahh no"
You say, "NO way, get out of here."
You say, "Boo's himself"
You say, "BOOO"
You say, "I offended another minor"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "minor?"
LameRob gasps and clutches his chest again.
You say, "I am suing you.."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "lol"
You say, "Give me your name, address and number."
You say, "Feeling cheeky, you're my witness."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "LoL"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol"
You say, "I am being sexually harassed by a he-bitch"
You say, "Just can't take no for an answer eh? You Pyscho he-bitch you."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "LameRob"
You say, "Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "StfU kidde fucking lamer cock sucking fag"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "kiddie"
You say, "Oh, wow, you're a literary genius. I would hope Harry Potter would actually take a look at your resume'."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "ha!"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "man u r so funny my ribs r bursting"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "stop man"
You say, "Children's Booklets deserve a caustic sentence like that one."
You say, "Your Ribs hurt?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "No"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "did I say that>??"
You say, "I told you, Watch out for the Big Jocks."
You say, "They pick on little shits like you man."
You say, "I told you, BOB and WEAVE"
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol"
You say, "What a lethargic Retard you are."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Jock?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "k man"
LameRob deems you a Retarded He-bitch
LameRob Slaps a Retarded He-Bitch sticker on your forehead.
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Oh no plz dont"
You say, "Oh, I did."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "how man"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "?"
LameRob flexes his muscles.
You say, "I can't devulge that information."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "HrM funny cant say ya did?"
You say, "Hrm Funny, i can say i did."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "I dont feel ne stickers on my head"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "HrM well I can say I shot you"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "But have I?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "nah?"
You say, "Oh My, shoot me."
You say, "Yay, what do you have?"
You say, "Red Ryder Be Be Gun?"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "waste of a bullet"
You say, "Are you going to shoot at me with your pellets."
FeeIing_Cheeky says, "lol@bb gun"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "Nah dood U keep u r guns"
You say, "Oh no, a waste of bullets... You're getting smarter."
You say, "Come back when you have something intelligent to say."
You say, "It wasn't me who did that to Mary, i wish it was though. It would've been funny."
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL says, "............"
You say, "Stop trying to obfuscate yourself Cojack."
You say, "Whats your name?"
You say, "I have to post a scroll..."
You say, "brb. =o)"
LameRob goes AFK (Away From Keyboard)...
I also wanted to say, MY GAWD people are so stupid sometimes. I can't believe the personal attacks. I shall sue this man for every donut he has. He slandered my name, he hurt my feelings, Also i must reiterate, he is stalking me, he's a he-bitch stalker. Might i add this to the situation:
You, "It's too late for an apology, you're deemed a he-bitch lamer
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "nah dood I dont care"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "bout that"
You, "good"
You, "go die now"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "I am juz sayin"
You, "I want to post your Ip"
You, "Once i find out who you are"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Sorry bout b4 if I got it wrong"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "U have my ip??"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "if not 62.254.76.16" ( What a LAME GUY! )
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "there it is"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "Come to hackers man post it out"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "I am gonna stay on this ID 2"
Mind_HaS_LeFt_ItS_ShElL, "For your pleaseure"
Oh Great, for my pleasure. -masturbates for your viewing enjoyment.
Okay, One more thing, this was his attempt to scare me, even though I USE YCHAT, not cheeta chat, lmfao!!!!! True LAMERS!!!
ForYourBenefit85458.guest enters.
ForYourBenefit85458.guest says, "*WARNING* The program CheetaChat has been associated with having it's user's accounts (cookies and passwords) stolen!"
ForYourBenefit85458.guest says, "The advertising scheme for this malicious program was "You won't be sorry", but the truth of the matter is, many users have been sorry, very sorry."
ForYourBenefit85458.guest leaves.
Only one thing left to say..... LMFAO
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A situation in Yahoo chat, Scary!!!
mental_patient_420, "hey my friend reported you to yahoo, so did i."
mental_patient_420, "he says you were abusing him the other day."
mental_patient_420, "i have informed yahoo and they have an investigation pending on you."
You, "Anyways...-promptly drop kicks you to oriental land..."
You, "So did i hurt his feelings?"
You, "Am i going to goto the Yahoo Jail?"
You, "-gasps, Oh No, do not take me away from my home Mr Yahoo."
You, "-chews on his gum and blows a bubble."
mental_patient_420, "he was being a nice guy and was not even speaking to you and
suddenly you started bashing him for no reason. why?"
You, "So, hey, Charmed to meet you. Are you going to h4x0r me now, or just ramble on and on about how your friend is soooooo pissed off at me."
You, "Oh no, i back talked a minor..."
You, "-gasps."
You, "You're the Hero right....?"
mental_patient_420, "its people like you that give hackers a bad name"
You, "I am supposed to be intimidated... am i doing a good job right now?"
You, "Oh, i know... Hackers, -Bad-, -bad- people"
mental_patient_420, "i am not trying to intimidate you."
You, "I am so scared of you though."
mental_patient_420, "just wondering why you would do such a thing."
You, "The intelligence level on your part, wow, you Manooso"
You, "It's free speech right?"
You, "-Smacks you with his Amendment booklet"
mental_patient_420, "why would you deliberatly go out of your way to destroy someone like that?"
You, "It gave me an erection."
You, "You should try it sometime, instead of trying to be a -hero-"
mental_patient_420, "really?"
You, "Oh yeah, i masturbated for hours."
mental_patient_420, "did you come all over your monitor?"
You, "I surely did, i even got some in my eyeball - winks his eye-."
mental_patient_420, "ouch! did it string?"
You, "You're a homosexual aren't you?"
mental_patient_420, "no, not at all. in fact im married."
You, "-twitches- and bats his one eyeball."
mental_patient_420, "(unfortunately)"
You, "To a homosexual right?"
You, "Who's the "unfortunate" idiot that actually married you? God, some people should'nt be allowed to pro-create."
mental_patient_420, "yes, and you are a perfect example."
You, "Oh, that was pure caustic wit."
You, "I must congradulate you on your attempt to hurt my feelings. Oh the agony. I Must run home to your wife and promptly bury my head between her breasts and cry."
mental_patient_420, "go ahead - keep talkin. but remember im not the one who jumped into the pool without seeing how deep the water was first."
You, "You are the perfect example of a mammalian lump that needs to be scraped by society and shot by Hitler."
You, "-Puts on his life vest and swims with the sharks."
You, "I've had sex before, i know i can hang with the fishies. Yet smell the essence."
mental_patient_420, "if i had a dog with a face like yours i would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards."
You, "I'd purposely back onto your leg and gain tons of flatulence"
mental_patient_420, "i would love to stay and enjoy the stimulating conversation, but i wont. catch you on the flipside, homie. ill be in your hometown soon... got some biz to take care of up in that area anyway. maybe ill go sighseeing while im at it."
mental_patient_420, "be on the lookout..."
You, "-Stands up from his chair, starts to look out, darts his head right and left, Ah, They coming boss, they coming, THEY is coming..."
You, "Yo Knee-grow , step off my tip"
You, "I put a piece of steel to dat ass Yo"
You, "See you on the flipside dawg, make sure you gots yo jiggaboo's."
You, "I'm trilingual, i am intimidate you with my lack of the english language too."
dread_19136 says, "listen you stupid motherfucker idiot freak of hell fucking leave my pc alone"
dread_19136 says, "i know it was u fuckers, i am going to get u back bitches
-My commentary-
So someone cracks/hacks into his computer. He automatically runs to the hackers lounge in Yahoo! Chat and deliberatly starts scrolling/spamming the room. Can we say, uh l4m3r?
His ip address is 207.17.239.248. Make sure you actually do compromise the security to his computer. My, what a wonderful world the internet is. I could just thrive off the comical statements and stupidity that just happens to meander into the public forums. I wonder how he is going to retaliate; painting our rooms in pastels? Or would he actually take the time and download a firewall.
Sometimes people do lack common sense, persay "brains"? It's a conspiracy!!!!!!!
Btw, he is now in Voice chat playing Summertime by the LFO boys. Yeah, he's a closet homosexual for sure.
Another situation i have endeavored to forget.
shailen_777, "hi"
shailen_777, "I am hot"
shailen_777, "i am a woman trapped in a mans body"
shailen_777, "i wanna be awoman"
shailen_777, "need sex change"
shailen_777, "u hot??"
You, "WTF?"
You, "You FREAK"
You, "-Screams and runs away throwing his hands up in the air"
I logged out of chat so fast and burned the clothes i was wearing. I tried to think of good happy thoughts, it was only violated by the thought of a he-bitch wanting my body. Please don't hurt me mister. I promise to be a good boy for now on.
_______________________________________________________________ Another adventure, 'Cept this one was in ICQ.
Kacey (ICQ#84646455) Wrote:
you want to hack? Hack. Be my guest. Leave my system out of it. You wish to go on hacking, by all means do so. But speaking as one that Worked the bombing, retrieving those that were injured and dead. I wish you would pick another way to make your point. Thank you
( My Commentary)
What a retard? She belongs with the rest of the liberal misanthropic people of the world. Not only does she stress her complexity for not understanding sarcasm, she has yet to contribute anything intelligent to say. Might i please add how pathetic and presumptuous this chick is. She assumed i wanted to -hack-. I am so not a hacker.
-Places his hand on the Evolution booklet of monkeys to man.
Does anyone understand me????
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Oh My Gawd.. a Hacker!
Alright, this is the most recent conversation from
myself and the 1337 AOL h4x0r. This guy is just too
funny! =o)
You have received a message!
I think your making a fool of your self. Your people
don't even believe I am a real person.
You have sent a message!
Because you fit the ignorant hacker stereotype a
little too perfectly. I know you're Mike, stop trying
to hide.
You have received a message!
And d00d how did you know that i was the one hacking?
You been hacking me?
You have sent a message!
-Gasps- ME A HACKER? GET OUT!!( hands you a pamplet on how
to -make friends-)
Btw; you sent me the messages, lay off the can of
gasoline. Your losing it..
You have received a message!
Yeah and your friends are saying I am dumb when they
call you there (God) knowing your a hacker. How smart
are they?
You have sent a message!
Me no speaka englis...
You have received a message!
I don't know you. I can say mean things about you. I
would just watch yourself and you need to learn how to
respect people, even if I don't understand what moves
them to be your friend.
You have sent a message!
-I- don't have any friends. My acquaintances online,
thats about it. I enjoy making people like you feel
stupid. As for the (R)espect issue, i hate the world.
You can't go around intimidating people by saying
"I'm going to hack you". Then turn around and crack
the AOL accounts. You deserve the flack. What comes
around goes around =o)
You have received a message!
I know you just going to put this on your web page
trying to making fun of me. (But I do n;t care cause I
have something to tell you. About how you posted my
letter and the rude and incorrect things you said
about me.
You have sent a message!
I don't need to make fun of you. You state your case
better than I can.
You have received a message!
My friends didn't leave my side. they are not scared
of you. You have no life!
You have sent a message!
Oooh, clever. -chews on his gum and blows another
bubble- Did you brainstorm that? no, wait, it's
caustic wit isn't it?
You and your significant other should talk about your
issues. If you want Saturday nights alone with
Tryfalgyr, Don't wait til it's to late... We both
don't have lives. I work, i work out, i get drunk, i
get my friends to tickle my ass with a feather
whenever possible.
You have received a message!
and what is that supposed to mean?
You have sent a message!
I just saw your photo. You have that pained 'man, it
burns to piss" look. Anyways, let me jump back to the
-hacking subject-
You have sent a message!
You have the ablility to power on and off your
computer. You have the ability to use programs, you
have teh ability to be a freaking moron.
You have sent a message!
Not to be baised, or ever-so ominscient attitude, but
Jesus H Christ.
You exploit yourself as if you're a Ub3r h4x0r. You
shouldn't go around trying to intimidate people
because you know what buttons to push on a simple
program that a malicious code produced.
You have received a message!
nah dude if i had a shell account i could do some real
fucking over.. but unfortunately they dont just hand
those out..
yeah i have the ability to use my resources.. but they
still work...
I dont know who you are .. .could care less... but you
need not fuck around cuz then someone really gets
hurt!
You have sent a message!
You're not the omniscient deity, so get over it.
Perhaps you should try a therapy session, it might
help you cope with your ignorance. You nothing but a
mischeavious little dickwad that needs to comprehend
what -hacking- is.
Shell account?? -sneers-
See, they don't give a hand out with -shell accounts-
Either you're supposed to make one or -take- one. I
am going to post this on the l4m3rs page.
You have received a message!
okay.. well all i gots to say is dat i hope for your
sake nothing happens to my or any of my friends
computers... cuz well i live in raleigh and amanda
isnt far away if i should pay her a visit!!!
Yes now we break out the threats!
as for now.. iggied!!!
i cant believe u would waste your time even thinking
of all those BIG BIG Words in which to insult me..
your the lamer!
oh and by the way.. who here is the fucked up, me or
her?
You have sent a message!
Charmed, really
::twirls his fingers through his hair and blows
another bubble::
You're not that intelligent are you? -If- anyone lays
a hand on -anyone-, it'll be me going where ever,
breaking your face. Your mother should've swallowed
you. Next time remind me to clean out teh bathtub, i
didn't know your mother could've gotten pregnant from
my pre-cum.
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An episode in ICQ
You have sent a message!
OKAY, FUNNY SHIT FOR YOU
WE'RE DEBATING ON WHO'S SMARTER IN PHILIOSOPHY ..
GEORGE BUSH, OR MARTHA STEWART
You have sent a message!
-MM-
So what, George Bush isn't a literary genius. Maybe he does make his -own- words up. Don't we all, he's a recovering alcholic.. Come on people, cut the man some slack! ( is he really George Bush Sr's Twin Brother )?
Qoute " thats sublininadable" hahaha! So what, he's not the most educated man.
WHat does Martha Stewart know? Now, this i can get into. She knows how to soften the hands while washing dishes, She knows how to cook like a woman should. So what, she's not the best looking woman in the world. Thats why MAN invented a light switch.! :) She's a bit more profounded with literacy, then again, she's hanging out with ODB. SHe's losing her audience so she flocks to the -thugs- of america. haha!
Uhm, yes, well deary, you can spic and span that barrel much better if you used dawn dish washing soap. The police will never catch those finger prints.
-Thug- Oh Martha, yous on the train yo, yous queen bitch in da hood!
hahaha
You have sent a message!
~Gacho~ (ICQ#46321174) Wrote:
Well GB is nothing but a rich crack smoker that aciddently had kids and couldn't tell his ass from his dick......
MS is nothing but a crack whore her self who supports her habit by these lil talk show
My commentary: PREACH ON BROTHER, NOW THATS THE KINDA ATTITUDE AMERICA CRAVES! Ass from his Dick though, bad simile' heh!
BUT HELL, YOU FUCKING ROCK
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All I can say is I really don't need to hear this bashing on George Bush shit , anyone who talks shit on the person I am casting my vote for can go to hell cos I really don't give a fuck what people thinka bout him . I like him , I like his views and Al Gore is a stupid fuck . I could hardly stand to watch the presidential debate today cos al gore gets on my nerves so bad .
The'res nothing wrong wot GB. So please don't message me political shit
Stupid people, what can you say? You just have to make fun of them
You have sent a message!
he's not for the people, hello??
Man, come on woman!!!!
He's anti abortion, he's anti people! He's a religious freak!
You have received a message!
I'm anti abortion and I'm catholic
do you have a problem with me?
I marched in the anual march for pro life 4 years in a row
i'm not for killing children
You have received a message!
and he isnt anti ppl
You have received a message!
i met him
he is a very nice person
and i think he will do a lot of good for our country
( Let me comment right here, She wants to be an Intern, ya think? )
You have sent a message!
Is it your body?
Who are you to tell them what to do. You're a nobody in this beaucratic plagued world with libel publications. You speak of discrepancies which are basic liberal remarks. Try growing your own brain for once and live.
You have received a message!
You are a fucking asshole
I may be nobody to you
but I really don't give a shit
Welcome to ignore, Rob
( She never did ignore me, she still wants my body, =o) )
You have sent a message!
for what? Posting my opinion on your point of view?
can't handle a little debate, WElcome to Reality.
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I told you when I mesaged you that i DID not want to talk politics
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i dont mind debating
but im sick and tired of libral fucks talking shit on me for having a fucking opinion
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and you had no right to call me a nothing
( You are nothing in their eyes, You're just a "Vote" )
You have sent a message!
You did? Oh well, it happened that i mass messaged that out.
-if- you don't like my oh so -cynical- misanthropic point of view. Do what you must to stay happy.
You have sent a message!
My point is very much the point of view everyone seems to respect.
Which i've written articles, i've had articles published in a local paper.
Sorry if you can't handle the caustic wit that just oozes from my vocal cords.
-twirls his hair-
Anyways, i'm not hurting anyone.
You have received a message!
Goodbye
( My comment again, -LMFAO- )
She didn't ICQ me for a whole 10 minutes afterwards. I guess i have this cute, sexy, computer nerd knack to me, oh well, the curse i live with. Being so cute.
More to come as promised. ( whenever i can find the time )?
